You play Football Manager too much if…
- Being on stadium (in ReaL) you shout “Mentality – attacking! Closing Down – often!” instead of “Go Liverpool!”
- Your neighbours wake up during late night after your shout “Goooooooal!” when there is no football on TV.
- You remember statistics of all your players in all matches of last season.
- Your colleagues think that FM 2010 is your favourite accounting program.
- Your boss thinks so as well!
- You know exactly what club will be managed by Freddy Adu when he becomes a manager.
- It’s easier for you to create new tactics than write two text lines.
- This created tactics becomes very successful and all your fellows start to use it soon.
- In the minds you set mental skills for your relatives and friends. For instance, father: Work Rate = 15, Determination = 5.
- Ha, mental skills! You can even set preferred moves to all of them!
- It regards girls as well.
- Your wife feels hurt if you call some “Aguero” during sleep.
- Your 5-year son knows who is Henry Saivet and Georginio Wijnaldum.
- Moreover he can even write their names without mistakes.
- When you close your eyes, you see small figures of players that are running and scoring goals.
- When you open your eyes, you see the same!
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